Are you confined to your bedroom, lack a large yard, or stand less than a foot tall? If so, mini sports might just be your ticket to sporting superstardom.
[fusion_title size=”4″]MINI-SPORTS BATTLE[/fusion_title]
Team Edge (Bryan, J-Fred and Bobby) assembled in their locker room for a six-game mini-sports battle for the ages (specifically, ages 5 to 7). The winner of each battle was awarded the opportunity to gratuitously smash the toy with a hammer — which explains why the threesome chose to wear safety goggles.
[fusion_title size=”4″]MINI SPEEDBALL GAME[/fusion_title]
J-Fred put up a respectable score of 180 points in mini speedball, which held up against Bryan’s 160, despite the latter getting off to a fast start.
[fusion_title size=”4″]MINI PING PONG GAME[/fusion_title]
In mini ping pong, Bryan redeemed himself by beating Bobby 5-3 after the two were tied at three apiece. Reveling in post match euphoria, Bryan decided to forego destroying the game.
[fusion_title size=”4″]MINI GOLF GAME[/fusion_title]
Bobby scored his first win in mini golf (actually, mini mini golf, as J-Fred astutely noted), finding the cup in three strokes to J-Fred’s five. Byran suffered an injury while attempted to break the game in two on his head.
[fusion_title size=”4″]MINI BOWLING GAME[/fusion_title]
Bryan’s performance in mini bowling was underwhelming — he picked up three pins with his first ball and another two on his second. J-Fred, bowling from the side of the lane, managed to knock down eight pins with his first ball, before smashing ensued.
[fusion_title size=”4″]MINI CUP PONG GAME[/fusion_title]
Having played giant cup pong in the past, J-Fred and Bryan partook in the miniaturized version of the game brimming with confidence, but wound up with wet undies all around.
[fusion_title size=”4″]NFL ELECTRIC FOOTBALL[/fusion_title]
The two squared off once more in NFL electric football. The red and white plastic players congregated midfield in an enormous buzzing scrum, before feeling the wrath of J-Fred’s enormous fist delivered from above.