Seahawks placekicker Steven Hauschka voted “Human Elf on the Shelf”

Jimmy Fallon rolled out another set of victims in his latest “Tonight Show Superlatives” segment — this time lampooning players from the Seattle Seahawks and Arizona Cardinals ahead of their Sunday night game. The Seahawks kicking corps, in particular, got the royal treatment, with Steven Hauschka voted “Human Elf on the Shelf.”

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