New Orleans Saints fullback Austin Johnson voted “Human Nutcracker” on Tonight Show Superlatives

Jimmy Fallon introduced a new batch of awards in his latest “Tonight Show Superlatives” segment — this time poking fun at players from the Dallas Cowboys and New Orleans Saints (including Cole Beasley, Chris Jones, Ronald Leary, Delvin Breaux and Hau’oli Kikaha) ahead of their Sunday night game. Saints fullback Austin Johnson was voted “Human Nutcracker,” which should put him in high demand come Christmas time.

Thank you @jimmyfallon for my superlative as the Human Nutcracker. It is a rare award. I'm honored

— Austin Johnson (@AustinJ40) October 2, 2015

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