Sweet butter crumpets! Yale goalie Scott Sterling has a face of steel

In a parody video produced by Brigham Young University’s TV station, Yale’s hapless goalie Scott Sterling uses his increasingly battered face to deflect all five penalty shots in a soccer match against North Carolina.

Evidently, the sporting public’s appetite for sadistic satire is insatiable as the video is rapidly nearing fourteen million views on YouTube.

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With USMNT goalie Tim Howard in his mid thirties, many think the 2014 World Cup may have been his last. If that does turn out to be the case, the team would be lucky to find a replacement goalie with the fictional Sterling’s facial fortitude.